The Bartender I Boinked at My Cousin's Bat Mitzvah Is Marrying a Law Student So Skinny I Hate Her

New Illo gig for kitchen sink magazine
Nicole Neditch: creative manager
title: I Feel Your Pain
subtitle: Just Tell Me When It's Over
by Sam Hurwitt
"I love movies more than the next guy -- I mean, I'd better, editing this section and all -- but I have to confess I'm a total lightweight. I'm far too squeamish. More and more I find that there are scenes in movies that I just can't watch. --- No, what makes me hide my eyes and grope wildly for the pause button isn't death and dismemberment as assorted maiming -- I'm long since inured to that. What I can't stand is seeing someone embarrass herself."
www.kitchensinkmag.com
posted by max at Friday, August 04, 2006


1 Comments:
Cool freaky image - Grabs one's attention - Coincidently, there's a Kinks song I've had in my head lately - Skin and Bone -
Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big
She weighed just about sixteen stone
And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet
Now she looks like skin and bone.
Do the meditation and yoga
And she's thrown away the good food guide
And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas
And the pies and now she looks as if she's ready to die,
You can't see her walk by.
Don't eat no mashed potatoes,
Don't eat no buttered scones
Stay away from carbohydrates
You're gonna look like skin and bone.
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